OW, goddamnit.
OW.
I whacked the top of my forehead against a cabinet at work about an hour ago. I was leaning over to put something in a garbage can and WHONK. So far it doesn't seem to be swelling or bruising, and I still know my name and my ABC's and how to spell and walk and all that crap. (Dr. Internet is scaring the crap out of me though with all its DOOM reports on minor head bumps KILLING YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.)
It's hot and sore.
OW.
Great, now I'm going to have a headache all goddamn weekend... ;p